The other night, I woke up in a furious sweat believing that my film camera had been stolen from my car holding the best roll of film I have yet to shoot. A few nights before, I kept myself awake for hours after dreaming my dog was shot and kicked to the curb beside my car, which had been issued a new body style. That’s what I would classify as a double nightmare. I have linked these nightmares to eating habits and I blame it all on dessert. This week, in the midst of my recent flourishings in the kitchen, I have made a true southern peach cobbler, something that I learned by watching my grandmother in Texas cook. Sticking to the unwritten recipe, I used enough sugar and butter to kill a small vegan. The first night I made it, I had a small portion and soon slipped into sweet misery.
With this new understanding, I can look back on the last two months and link nightmares to desserts. For the first two weeks I moved to Chicago, nothing. Once Philip and I moved into our new apartment, I made a chocolate cake. Nightmares ensued. A few days later after we finished the cake, I made another, but German chocolate this time. Nightmares for a week and a half. Following that, there would’ve been a series of Cadbury’s chocolate nightmares and intermittent caramel brownie nightmares.
So now, with much regret, I must march through to my room and to the inevitable Peach Cobbler hell that awaits me there.
Goodnight and sweet dreams!
Peach Cobbler Nightmares
September 17, 2007 by emscaldwell






I once heard pickles encourage nightmares. I read it in an Anne of Green Gables book ten years ago. The kids would hoard the pantry before bedtime for anything that could possibly cause nightmares. They would try different foods and observe recount their dreams and brag the next day about how scary they were!